kamorth:

sunagirl:

bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021:

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The only thing you check for is if someone else already asked for PTO in the same slot. That’s it.

My department fell apart 2 weeks ago when I took my PTO. we were already short handed, someone quit at the start of the week, and there was literally nobody to even call in to cover, so they were fucked. But that’s on corporate for refusing to hire enough people. That’s on corporate for thinking we need no overlap in our shifts, no midday people . That’s not my fault that I needed a specific week off, or even if I just WANTED it off. Businesses know what they need to do, it’s not on me to make things easy for a billion dollar corporation that doesn’t even give a shit about my store.

Word of advice kids: Don’t take workplace advice from someone who uses Scrooge McDuck lighting a cigar with a bank note as their user icon.

britainb-art:

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Sometimes even the villains have standards

penny-anna:

captainlordauditor:

captain-of-the-historicfuture:

ameba-from-space:

penny-anna:

anaisonfire:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license

possibilities:

- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do

- he gives them his actual license and hopes

- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut

- he hands them a license that lists his name as ‘The Batman’ and has a picture of him in the cowl

The last one, except it’s not a fake license, he actually went and got it.

*Batman & Superman riding in the batmobile, get pulled over*

Police Officer: can I see your license?

Superman: *quietly freaking out bcos there’s no way this is going to end well*

Batman: of course *hands them his The Batman license*

Superman: ???

*after they drive on*

Superman: you have a fake license that lists your name as The Batman??

Batman: of course not.

Batman: it’s a completely legal license. why? would you like me to arrange for you to get one?

Superman: I

Superman: yes please

The batlicese

These tags are everything.

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it is Dick, and Dick didn’t know Batman had a license. He thought this would be the greatest prank. Bruce just turns it right around on him

#dick became a cop specifically for this prank and as soon as it backfires he quits the force and becomes a male model or whatever 

Dick, coming back to the station after pulling over the batmobile: *slaps badge down on his boss’s desk* aight i’m out

leddia:
“these two babies
commissions open:)
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leddia:

these two babies



commissions open:)

brightwanderer:

I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.

Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it’s a “failed” business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don’t actually want to keep doing that, you’re a “failed” writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it’s a “failed” marriage.

The only acceptable “win condition” is “you keep doing that thing forever”. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a “real” friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a “phase” - or, alternatively, a “pity” that you don’t do that thing any more. A fandom is “dying” because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.

I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it’s okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success… I don’t think that’s doing us any good at all.

quest-draws:

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ID: a sketchy two page comic of my tortoiseshell kittens, Maggie and Bunny.

From off panel, I hold my hands out to Maggie, who leans away

Me: Aw, Maggie doesn’t wanna come up?

Maggie: Mother I am not a child.

Me: You’re ten months old.

Maggie: I am a warrior.

Bunny pops up from behind her sister.

Bunny: I’m not! I’m baby <3

I scoop Bunny up while Maggie watches in shock and confusion.

Me: Aw, yes you are, Bunny. Who’s my sweet baby?

Maggie flops on her back and shows her tummy. She has big blobby tears in her eyes.

Maggie: Mommy??? Betrayal?? You abandon your baby?? Your Darling Girl?? Your little Maggie-Pie?!?

End ID.


Maggie is a strong, independant kitten, so long as you never pay attention to anyone else, ever.

branch-and-root:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rongzhi:

A woman demonstrating use of a guandao, also formally known as a yanyuedao (偃月刀; reclining moon blade).

G A S P

…well, if I wasn’t ragingly bi already, that would sure as hell have done it.

healthysharkshealthyocean:

aethersea:

madilayn:

kitten-kin:

aethersea:

mzminola:

fieldbears:

aethersea:

tonystark-tm:

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—

a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.

my harem? 

did you mean: my chief strategic advisors

The kingdom is an absolute monarchy but the harem has become a secret meritocracy. The nobles and official advisors kind of side-eye His Majesty because wow some of these consorts must have like…really good personalities. Kings of the past have had their own specific tastes of course; size, shape, age, color, et cetera. More than one ruler has interviewed consorts feet first and Ardwin the Adventurous’s obsession - God rest him - with snuffling armpits like a sow rooting for mushrooms is well known despite never being alluded to in polite company.

The worst part of it is that the new king takes at least part of his harem with him everywhere and it’s so embarrassing. The Counselors of War have never once met with His Divine Majesty without that hulking battle-scarred consort interrupting with muttered growls or scornful snorts. And the Ministers of Finance all flinch at the sight of that fox-faced one, rumored to have been rescued from the gallows because His Augustness took a fancy to his eyes or some such nonsense. General petition days are even worse, with practically the entire harem drifting in and out of the Grand Hall in turns, insouciant and smug like granary cats who know they’ve been given full run of the courtyards and barns.

It’s absolutely infuriating that the kingdom has never before known such a period of peace and prosperity under this ridiculous monarch.

Tag to this - the biggest secret is the Queen who runs the Kingdom’s spy network.

It’s the envy of all the other Kingdoms around, and not a few nobles!

Not ALL of the Kingdom’s Diplomats are spies. But many of their servants are.

The Queen grew up as a neglected child, and she learned how servants are ignored, but who always know everything that goes on.

Many of the spies are like the Queen - beautiful and seemingly vacuous.

The sp[ies tend to have great fun, and also work closely with the Concubines

#everyone is furious when the king picks his bride #a minor princess! of a minor ally! she’s not even that pretty or smart or anything! #but at least when the king marries her he’ll have to get rid of his harem #or at the VERY LEAST stop FLAUNTING them everywhere #if nothing else her family will object to this insult to her honor

#BUT THEN

#somehow she’s befrIENDED THE CONCUBINES

#sometimes they follow HER around!! in public!! 

#the king and queen are  s h a r i n g  t h e  h a r e m

#never has the court been so furious and scandalized all at once #it’s a genuine shock to all of them when ten years later no one has even once tried to overthrow the royal family #(they’re wrong there have been no less than thirty attempted coups twelve of which nearly succeeded) #(but the harem and the spy network are VERY good at their jobs)

Give me this movie Hollywood, you absolute cowards

rennybu:

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TEAL

marten-blackwood:

“Immature people crave and demand moral certainty: This is bad, this is good. Kids and adolescents struggle to find a sure moral foothold in this bewildering world; they long to feel they’re on the winning side, or at least a member of the team. To them, heroic fantasy may offer a vision of moral clarity. Unfortunately, the pretended Battle Between (unquestioned) Good and (unexamined) Evil obscures instead of clarifying, serving as a mere excuse for violence — as brainless, useless, and base as aggressive war in the real world.”

Ursula K Le Guin at it again, being right as always

libertineangel:

is-the-bird-video-cute:

trashbaby1996:

bmwiid:

flowersnteacups:

viejospellejos:

@bmwiid

wow - like…. I didn’t think corvids did that synced flying formations?!

I’ve only ever seen this with like ‘flocks’ of starlings and things

@is-the-bird-video-cute how or why are they so in sync?? Im so curious!

Rating: Wild/Cute

These are wild ravens in a courtship flight. It’s a rare treat to witness!

What if we were both ravens 😳…and we developed a synchronised flying routine…😳

niuniente:

shut-up-merlin:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but be nice to fanfic authors. Reblog their stuff. Tell them you liked it. How you felt when reading. What school assignment you didn’t finish because of how captivating their story was. Don’t just scream to your friends about it. But tell them.

So many wonderfully talented people out there don’t get the praise they need. If their work brought you joy, make their day better by telling them it did.

Long ago I wrote a fic. Posted it under a different name without telling anyone in the fandom group I was active in. Watched how the online fandom group loved the fic and had a conversation of it in a positive spirit with each other - what did they like it, theories of this and that, how nice it was to get a new fic into this small fandom etc. - but did they leave feedback to the fic? No. I think it was only one person who commented the fic from the group.

I know the fan group liked the fic because I saw the outside comments. But, if I hadn’t seen them - like readers don’t - then I’d think the fic was not worth of my time and no one read it, or read it but didn’t care about it as it clearly was not worth of any comment.

We’re not telepathics. We don’t know. Tell the creators. They want it and appreciate the feedback. If we didn’t want you to interact with the stuff we create, like comment it/share it/reblog it/etc. we wouldn’t post the stuff online for you to see.

headspace-hotel:

citadelofmythoughts:

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I said this would start happening after the attacks on trans people. We fucking warned you.

Luckily, he can also change. To become not a congressional candidate anymore.

ofmdaily:

my favourite of all the Fuck The Facts parts of ofmd is when they hang an important plot point on the claim that 1717 was a leap year